February 26, 2011

Automan, episode 6: "Flashes and Ashes"



Noel

"Walter, in a case such as this, where the investigators are investigated, who investigates the investigators?"

"What does that mean?"

"Well, I'm not sure, but it's rather poetic, don't you think?"


Hey, for once our bad guys are mostly not white dudes in suits! Well, one of them is, but two of our main baddies are corrupt cops Springer (James Emery) and Coe (Michael Horsley). They've been conducting midnight raids on the police armory for weapons they sell to crime lord Rollie Dumont (Hari Rhodes), a black guy in a suit who runs an L.A. nightclub and decorates his wall with a jeweled turtle shell. It's no more of a global threat than our heroes have been up against before, but it is an interesting new dynamic, especially when the episode opens with Springer & Coe killing and then pinning the crime on an honest cop, Frank Cooney (Ron Harvey), who was an old academy buddy of Walter's. In a solid twist, the two are believed and kept on the force, whereas Walter gets suspended and labelled a suspect in his quest to find the truth.

February 19, 2011

Automan, episode 5: "Unreasonable Facsimile"



Tony


So, what dastardly villains do our heroes square off against this week? A clan of ninjas? A megalomaniacal hacker? A powerful cyborg from the future? Nope. More old white guys.

February 12, 2011

Automan, episode 4: "Ships in the Night"



Noel

"Auto! This is crazy!"

"No, it's fun, it's torrid, it's leeeeembo. It's ME!"

"Auto, you can't do this!"

"But Walter, this is the tropics. Pungent smells of the jungle. Steamy women with erotic desires. By the way, Walter, what is an erotic desire?"

"NEVER MIND!"


Let me see if I've got this right... In the Caribbean nation of San Cristobal, a white dude in a suit named Sawyer (Scott Marlowe) uses a beautiful banker named Liang Lu (France Nuyen) to lure in other white dudes in suits who are on their last dregs of blown fortunes - business deals gone wrong, scams that backfired, etc. - and promises to double what money they have left if they'll help him smuggle cocaine across the border. But, when he gets them in the air on his plane, he instead just pitches them out the side into shark infested waters. And helping him cover it all up is the corrupt police captain Romano (Cesare Danova), who likes to buy fancy cars for his mistresses.

February 5, 2011

Automan, episode 3: "The Great Pretender"



Tony


By this point, I think that we’ve established that plots aren’t exactly the strong suit of Automan, which is good, because this week’s episode is more confusing than that time my old Scout Master asked me if I wanted to practice tying knots... in his basement. It’s really hard to yell “Help!” with a neckerchief shoved in your mouth. Hardest Merit badge I ever earned.

January 29, 2011

Automan, episode 2: "Staying Alive While Running a High Flashdance Fever"



Noel

"Informants are about as reliable as computers."

"You're not against computers, Captain. It's just that you're uncomfortable around things that are... well..."

"Go ahead, say it. 'Complicated.' I don't like electric razors, either."


White dudes in suits who look like accountants. For some reason, the producers of this show think those are the types that make for the most threatening of criminal. I don't know what it is. Their sneering moustache? Their peering glasses? Their insidiously well-groomed hair? I mean, look at this dude and let me know if he leaves you quaking in your boots:

January 22, 2011

Automan, episode 1



Tony


I hadn’t seen Automan since it initially aired. I had strong memories of the show’s iconography - the Automan suit, the car, Cursor - but the finer details were buried under mounds of accumulated pop culture trash.

January 19, 2011

Check Your Local Listings....

The purpose of this blog is to shine a light on overlooked genre adventure shows from the 70s, 80s, and 90s that never really got their chance to shine; shows that only lasted a single season or less. We'll focus on one series at a time and review/recap our way through each episode, one a week, with posts going up every Saturday morning. We acknowledge up front that many shows we'll cover did not actually play on Saturday mornings during their initial runs, but as long as they capture the same spirit of imagination and adventure, that's all that really matters to us.



Tony

I never got to sleep in as a kid. For one thing, my Mom had this annoying habit of making me go to school. Can you believe they actually expect you to show up five days a week? Five straight days a week. What is this, the Soviet Union?

On Sunday, it was my Grandma’s turn. No matter how much I protested that “Even Jesus is still asleep,” she would drag me, sometimes literally, off to Sunday school.

That pretty much left Saturdays. No obligation to the State. No obligation to the Almighty. I could just sleep in all day long. Only I never did. Why? Enter: the Saturday morning cartoon.

A not so long time ago, in a place not so far, far away, the “Big Three” networks actually ran cartoons on Saturday mornings. To those of you born after 1990, I know this may seem pretty far fetched, but I assure you it’s true.

Today, Saturday morning television means morning news shows, infomercials, and the occasional “edutainment”. Like medicine hidden within a piece of candy, edutainment is simply more school wrapped in the guise of fun. It’s an abomination in the eyes of God. And how do I know this? Because I went to Sunday school (thank you, Grandma).

Monday through Friday, I got out of bed with all of the enthusiasm of a cold turtle. But on Saturdays, I sprung out of bed a few minutes early so that I could go make myself a GIANT bowl of cereal (usually Captain Crunch, but I was known to sneak some Fruity Pebbles in there too). I would plop down on the floor and set my bowl up on the coffee table and soon I was transported to outlandish worlds populated by heroes, villains, sidekicks, and henchman. It was a magical era and, being sincere for a second, I’m sad that today’s kids by and large don’t get to experience it.

As you can see from our “mission statement”, this blog is an attempt on our part to bring some of the short-lived and overlooked genre shows of years gone by to light. Many of these will be live-action, prime time shows, but I approach them with the same attitude that I do Saturday morning cartoons. Their like has sadly faded from our airwaves, replaced by reality TV and grim police procedurals.

But here, in our tiny corner of cyberspace, we’re trotting them back out in hopes that you will discover them, or re-discover them, along with us.

And now I pass the remote to my partner in crime, Noel.



Noel

I'm only 7 years younger than my friend Tony, yet my TV awareness came into being just as Saturday Morning adventure blocks were beginning their decline. Sure, there were shows I enjoyed, but my viewing of them was sporadic as I was distracted by the rise of cable channels like Disney and Nickelodeon and (later) Cartoon Network, which catered to my age group 24/7.

And being an early fan of anime, I didn't mind so much when it was learned it was cheaper to dub shows like Pokemon and Digimon instead of creating original content. But their sudden popularity on the already crowded Saturday Morning schedule pushed aside the action figure-based adventures of daring-do and laser explosions to the point where such entertainment became an endangered species.

Back in the day, you'd get 20 or more shows of this type per year, but now you get so few you can count them on your fingers. Granted, one has to admit the under-saturation leads to increased quality (Ben 10 is amazing, and anyone who says otherwise will get a kick in the shin), but there was a charm to the holographic heroics of old, where it was all about saving the day and delivering a moral message at the end as everyone freezes on a laugh after a mildly amusing joke.

Is it wrong that we've moved beyond such an era? Not really. Times have to be allowed to change as each generation seeks its own identity. But those old days shouldn't be entirely forgotten, so I'm curious to see what we'll find as we explore that era of fantasy adventure through this blog. As we mentioned above, we're focusing on the underdogs here. No Transformers or G.I. Joe or Thundercats or any other series that succeeded at leaving its mark. We'll be watching the shows that came and went and left little more than a blip on the radar, many of which neither myself nor Tony have ever seen, or, if we have, it's a distant memory we hope to reawaken.

We hope you all tune in each Saturday Morning to see what we dig out. And please chime in with your own thoughts and memories. We'd love to hear what you have to share.



Tune in this Saturday when we get the ball rolling with the pilot episode of Automan.